Pot Machine

"Hey can you pick up some milk and a pack of pot from the snack bar?"

The computerized machine requires fingerprint identification and a prepaid card with a magnetic stripe. Once the card and fingerprint are verified, a bright green envelope with the pot drops down a slot.

Kris Hermes, a spokesman for advocacy group Americans for Safe Access, said the machine might benefit those who already know how much and what strain of marijuana they're looking for. But he said others will want to see and smell the drug before they buy it.

A man who said he has been authorized to use medical marijuana as part of his anger management therapy said the vending machine's security measures would at least protect against illicit use of the drug.

Dying from a Papercut

On a cold winter afternoon, I grabbed for the kitchen scissors to open the unopenable plastic packaging of a product I really wanted to use......why do they put things in reinforced uncuttable plastic……..I swear under my breath as I’ve sliced my middle finger…just a paper cut or so I cried tasting the blood as I sucked on it!!!

But no, not just another cut…because you see, of course, I’m special lately (I keep thinking this to myself)…I’m severely anemic and low on reserves (blood transfusions) and B12. So what does that have to do with this stupid paper cut…..? Short of a tourniquet, I can barely keep it from bleeding profusely…

I don’t’ think I want to go to the ER for a paper cut…I could just see it…

HELP, HELP! I'm bleeding to death from a PAPER CUT due to some STUPID plastic packaging!!

HMM can we say LAWSUIT to follow!