………….AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSOMEONE,
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they p....d me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work
....12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday, and
5% on Fridays
And help me to remember...... When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to p... me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!
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