ONE LINE SAYINGS:
My Attitude reflects my Altitude!
My invisible friend does NOT like you.
My mood swing is BIGGER than yours!
I don't read minds... I offend them.
Wait for it...... Wait for it.... MOOD SWING!
I'm NOT crazy... just emotionally challenged.
WHAT?!?! Are my demonic horns showing????
Don't bother me.... I'm having a delightful conversation with myself!
I'm driving my car today, because my broom is in the shop.
I'm not optimistic... I'm delusional.
I have ISSUES..... with MYSYLF!!
Yep.... still CRAZY!
I have a very low tolerance for NORMAL people.
I don't have conversations with myself... I have EPICS.
You only like ME 'cuz I make YOU look SANE!
This mentality is "out of order"... Sorry for the inconvenience!
STOP THE PAIN!!! put everyone on prozac!
SHHHHHHHHH! Don't distract me.... I'm counting the pretty floating lights!
What mental defects I have aren't hereditary.... they are CONTAGEOUS!
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