How to FORGET life sucks

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Jason Farnon: How many times have you said this to yourself? Things just suck, people are stupid. You haven't washed in a while and are probably better off dead…Here are some methods of passing the time until you die. They have been tested and proven to work. No guess work involved here... have fun.

1) Sleep
2) Foreign Substances
3) Find Companionship
4) Clubs
5) Hit Your Head Against the Wall
6) Get a Job
7) Fun With Your Bladder
8) Destroy People Who Suck More Than You
9) Offend People
10) IRC
11) Stare at a Picture of Tori Amos
12) Install Hardware and Play Old Wares
13) Kill Yourself
14) Stare at the Wall
15) Write Textfiles