THE HORMONE WARNING:

Ok...here I'm stealing something someone sent me because whatelse...it talks about chocolate and how we as women relate! Enjoy a little humor! haha

>The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man
>has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is
>a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet
>of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
>
>DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
>SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
>SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
>ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
>
>DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
>SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
>SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
>ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
>
>DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
>SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
>SAFEST: Here's my paycheck
>ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
>
>DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
>SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
>SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
>ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
>
>DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
>SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
>SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
>ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate.
>
> 13 Things PMS Stands For
> 1. Pass My Shotgun
> 2. Psychotic Mood Shift
> 3. Perpetual Munching Spree
> 4. Puffy Mid-Section
> 5. People Make me Sick
> 6. Provide Me with Sweets
> 7. Pardon My Sobbing
> 8. Pimples May Surface
> 9. Pass My Sweatpants
> 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
> 11. Plainly; Men Suck
> 12. Pack My Stuff
> And my favorite one...
> 13. Potential Murder Suspect
>
>And remember: Money talks.... But Chocolate sings!!!!!!
>The love you give away is the only love you keep.